old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

2 black kids walk into school

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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