How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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