- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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