- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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