Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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