- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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