YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

George W. Bush

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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