- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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