- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A house comes around the corner.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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