What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A black man walks out of a police station

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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