Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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are u black unlucky

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Atheism

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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I'm hungry.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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