What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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