- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

The NBA and womens sports

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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