- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Your Mom The End.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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