What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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