- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

The NBA and womens sports

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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