Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Invisible Children Foundation.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

p lkl

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...