- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

that wall over there ->

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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