A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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