So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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