- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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