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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What are annoying? Ads.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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