What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Japan

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I'm Coming

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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