- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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