My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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guess what? bannanas

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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