- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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