Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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