- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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