- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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