- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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