- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Ross.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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