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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Adam Chebali is awesome

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