- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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