- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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