- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

One time i was sitting down

the WNBA.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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