A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Men's rights

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Laura Pratz..

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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women's rights

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Hitler

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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