What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Lacrosse

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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No joke.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Rick Perry.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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