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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Lacrosse

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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knock knock go away

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Rick Perry.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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No joke.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Nickelback

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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