- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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