why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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