What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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