2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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