Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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