A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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