What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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