- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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