Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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