A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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can you pass the soap?

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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