- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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