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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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