- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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