- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

go F*** yourself

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

This is an anti-joke.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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