What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Your face is hilarious.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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