i have yougurt mit traktor

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A muslim paints Mohammed

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

"Knock knock" Come in!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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