Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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