Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Anti Joke

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