- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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