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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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