Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Jovan

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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