- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Y u do dis?

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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