- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A seal walks into a club.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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