What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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