Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

read this sentence again.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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